-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-What to call Windows?-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Here's alternative names for Windows:

~ Windoze
~ Winbloze
~ Winbloat$
~ Window$
~ Wind"ouch"
The following submitted by Bernie:
~ Loosedows
~ Winblows NT = No Thanks

Here's alternative names for Microsoft:

~ Microshaft
~ Micro$oft
~ Microsloth
~ Microcrap
The following submitted by Bernie:
~ Microshit
~ Microslow

Here's alternative names for Internet Explorer:

~ Crash-plorer
~ Internut * (any of the Explorer alternatives)
~ Exploiter
~ Exploder
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If you know any more good alternatives for Windoze, Microsloth
or Exploder Email me on catfish81@altavista.net !